Gary Unmarried Season 1 Episode 17: "Gary Hooks Up Allison" Quotes
Lindsay: Why are you whispering?
Gary: I'm at the opera
Lindsay: Are you painting it?
Dennis: Why don't you go over to Ms. Plummer's?
Gary: I can't, she has cats
Dennis: What's wrong with cats?
Gary: I can't get naked in front of cats, they bat at things that dangle
Random Guy: Excuse me, other people are waiting here
Gary: Yeah, but they're keeping it to themselves
Ms Plummer: Sometimes the anticipation of the event is more exciting than the even itself
Gary: So my reputation as a lovemaker precedes me