Favorite GCB Quotes
Carlene: We're gonna follow the advice of Psalms 18:39.
Sharon: Um..my bible's in my other purse.
Her head was in Bill's lap and she was not givin' him directions.
Heather
Amanda: I've been sober for 18 months mother.
Gigi: Why?
Amanda: Bill's car wasn't the only thing spinning out of control.
Amanda: I can't believe all the hostility. Was I that bad back then?
Gigi: Oh honey, you were a bitch with teeth.
The closest I ever came to abstinence was no salt in my margarita.
Cricket
Sharon: You broke commandment number eight!
Carlene: I did not steal. It's research.
Heather: Well, it's the best meat market in the world and I do not want to be seen next to you, you look too spectacular.
Amanda: Happy Huntin'!
Amanda: You are so judgmental. If memory serves, even Jesus hung around with thieves and whores.
Carlene: Not in my neighborhood he didn't.
I'm thankful to have a job at Booby Licous. I'm grateful to my employer, The Kitten Corp, which is a wholly owned subsidiary of Cockburn Unlimited. God bless Ripp and Carlene. Cockburn. For these and all your gifts may we be truly endeavored to walk the good Christian path.
Amanda
Nothing ever blows over with Carlene. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Gigi
It was so nice of you to remind my children that their daddy died in a fiery crash.
Amanda
Carlene: Now nobody can call me a hypocrite.
Amanda: Of course you're a hypocrite Carlene. You make us dress like a nun and you look like that.
Carlene: I have been saved. I have a wonderful spiritual husband who likes 'em where he can see 'em.
