It's you and me Carlene. We are going to throw down.

Amanda

Cricket: Dirty dancin' in public with another woman?
Blake: Better than dirty dancin' in public with another man.

Don't you dare get all weepy on me. If you have to cry you put this deer caller in your mouth.

Cricket

Oh Amanda, sweet pacifist Amanda.

Carlene

Amanda: Look at Carlene, she can be so lovely, so gracious, almost human.
Elizabeth: You know darling have you ever considered that she is actually capable of a generous gesture where you're considered? She's really trying to embrace the idea of you and her brother.
Amanda: No.
Elizabeth: Me either.

Well I must have heard wrong because you couldn't have possibly sent away a good man just because you're scared of some blonde nitwit in twenty-inch heels.

Elizabeth

Look at my parasol, it twirls.

Sharon

Just look at them she drives men to drive off cliffs and he has terrible taste in women. Who am I to say they are not meant for each other?

Carlene

I don't care how bad things are. I will never go back to Dallas.

Amanda

Let's take these babies and make us some babies.

Cricket

I'm sure she's a bottomless pit of inspiration.

Cricket

Amanda: Hey, I worked boobilicious after the Texas - LU game. Nothing scares me.
John: I served eighteen months in Iraq, some of the ladies around here do.

GCB Quotes

Carlene: We're gonna follow the advice of Psalms 18:39.
Sharon: Um..my bible's in my other purse.

I don't care how bad things are. I will never go back to Dallas.

Amanda