Alberta: Did my own sister murder me?
Sam: Did Alberta’s own sister murder her?
Flower: [Gasps] Did my own sister murder me?!
Pete: Flower, it was a bear.
Flower: Oh right!

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Alicia: He said I should quit being a lawyer to pursue my dream of a singing career. And he was right! I’m gonna do it.
Alberta: What?! I just fixed you! Why are you doing something dumb again?!
Pete: That’s the thing about parenting. The victories are very short-lived.
Thorfinn: Welcome to the club.
Alicia: I’m going after my dream.
Alberta: Damn it, Todd!

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Hetty: I do not like being in this position.
Trevor: Well, I know what position you do like being in.
Hetty: How dare you! Oh, meet me downstairs in five minutes?

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Nigel: Interesting, I guess you could say this is a house of secrets. Right, Hetty and Trevor?
Sasappis: What does that mean?
Hetty: He’s clearly referring to the secret stash of chocolates Jay keeps hidden in his sock drawer.
Nigel: Yes … that is what I was talking about.

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