Isaac: Nigel…
Nigel: Yes, Isaac?
Isaac: Will you make me the happiest ghost on the entire property?
Nigel: No, I will make you the second happiest. Get up, so I can look my fiancée in the eye.

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Sasappis: Now Alberta, you have a choice. You can accept Hetty’s apology, put this matter behind us, house harmony is restored, or we move to the punishment phase.
Alberta: Punishment phase!
Flower: You sure? You can take some time to think about it.
Alberta: Punishment phase! Your girl wants blood.

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Kelsey: A little family history, “ta-da” is actually what my mom used to yell when she would take her top off on stage.
Hetty: And I am now realizing what “exotic dancer” means. So nice to have that in the gene pool.

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Jay: Ooh, classy move, babe. Can I open it because Isaac can’t use his hands?
Sasappis: I know Jay is offering to help, but it feels like he’s rubbing it in.

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