Favorite Gilmore Girls Quotes
(talking about Dean)
Lorelai: Do you know him?
Rory: (answering quickly) No.
Lorelai: No?
Rory: Well, he goes to my old school, so i see him there sometimes...but um...I go to Chilton now.
Lorelai: Thanks for the update. (Lorelai walks away)
Rory: You're welcome.
(Rory opens Babette's front door, Dean comes in)
Dean: Oh hi! I wasn't expecting you.
Rory: Or me you. I mean, you me. I mean, come on in you.
(about some homemade lemonade) Mmm... tasty and flame retardant.
Lorelai
Miss Patty: OH Babette! I came as soon as I heard (squeezes her into a hug). What do you need?
Babette: (choking) A little air honey!
Dean: Hey, uh, do you have a second?
Rory: No, I have gum.
Dean: No, thanks. Uh, look...
Rory: I have to get back.
Dean: Oh. Ok, uh sure. I'll see you later...
Hello? Hello? Where is Lorelai? I am dropping something off. Yoohoo, Hee Haw man, where's Lorelai Gilmore?
Michel
Emily: A funeral? Whose?
Lorelai: It was for the neighbors', uh, cat. (silence) Mom?
Emily: Hold on. I'm looking up "aneurysm" in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.
If I wanted to talk to a machine, I'd talk to my VCR.
Emily
Lorelai: I kept information from you.
Rory: Information that I should have had.
Lorelai: Information that would've come out eventually like the Iran-Contra scandal.
Rory: So you're Oliver North.
Lorelai: No, I'm Fawn Hall.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: She was much prettier.
Rory: And when were you planning on telling me about this? On your wedding?
Lorelai: No, by the rehearsal dinner at least.
Lorelai: That man on the porch was your teacher.
Rory: Mom, I'm a little behind in school, but not so behind that I don't know who the teacher is.
Lorelai: How does Morey get around in here?
Babette: Oh, just fine. He had a couple concussions his first year here. But he never complains.
