Popular Gilmore Girls Quotes
Paris Geller: I did tell my mother about having sex with Jamie and her only reaction was to talk about how my father hasn't pleased her in 15 years.
Rory Gilmore: Yikes!
Paris Geller: Like I couldn't tell.
Rory Gilmore: I gotta go, but call me if there's any news.
Lorelai Gilmore: You mean if Michel kills Babette, then Miss Partty, them himself, and then it's a bizarre murder, suicide.
Rory Gilmore: Amongst other things.
I've got the good kid.
Lorelai Gilmore
Rory Gilmore: Any chance you could go faster?
Lorelai Gilmore: Yeah, you got a girl's future in that sack of yours. Santa...
Rory Gilmore: Thank you for adding the Santa.
I smell snow.
Lorelai
He's like a super hero, but his power is that you cant remember him no matter how much time you spend with him. Kind of like every Marvel movie ever.
Lorelai
Your father was a great man, a pillar of the community – a man amongst men.
Emily
Emily: How dare you call me an idiot! I just lost my husband!
Loreali: I just lost my father!
Emily: And you couldn't care less.
Emily: You ever do anything unless its exactly what you want to do – you never have. You blow through life like a natural disaster, knocking down everything and everyone in your path. I wonder if Luke knew what he was getting into with you.
Lorelai: Don't.
Emily: Did you ever even ask him what he wanted? Where he wanted to live? If he wanted children? I'm sure none of that mattered to Lorelai Gilmore, nothing ever matters to her except what she wants and what she feels.
Nobody gets to have everything they want in life. Overall, I think I did pretty good.
Luke
Paris: Frankly, it was over the moment he wanted to do something creative.
Rory: Wow. You and Doyle split.
Paris: Well, he's a screenwriter now, Rory. Have you been to the movies lately?
Rory: I know.
Paris: Suddenly he's in jeans and wearing $200 faded rock t-shirts with bands on them he's never seen. He's flying out to 'the coast' as if this is not a coast. He's drinking vodka because it has less carbs. And then he started selling things and then I realized, 'Oh. This is going to stick.'
Rory: I am so sorry.
Paris: It's fine. I'll kill him in court.
Ooo-ber.
Kirk
