You know, my mom always said when live gives you lemons, drink whiskey.

Phoebe

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• Added: February 03, 2015

Abby, and I think in the meantime you need to lay off the fifty shades of Abby shit while we have a daughter in high school.

Jake

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• Added: February 03, 2015

The teachable moment is when the school expels the person responsible for the slut list!

Abby

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• Added: February 03, 2015

Abby: I brought the hall of shame onto my family, Jo.
Jo: Oh, come on.
Abby: Did my piece put Lilly on the slut list? Am I the slut?
Jo: Definitely not. You're not even sleeping with the man. You're sleeping with the man-uscript.

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• Added: February 03, 2015

She's a brilliant, badass single woman entitled to screw as many hot men as she wants. If you don't like it, suck it ladies!

Jo

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• Added: February 03, 2015

I'm sorry, but what kind of junior high mommy mafia anti feminist bullshit is this?

Jo

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• Added: February 03, 2015