Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Thursdays 10:00 PM on BravoGirlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 3 Episode 1: "Rule #43: When One Door Opens, They're an Icy Draft" Quotes
Abby, anything good that's happening to me is happening because you supported both of us while I figured my shit out.
Jake
Scott: My goodness. Is this you making an effort, Josephine?
Jo: Well, I didn't come here to bang you and take off. That would be tacky. I came here to talk to you and then bang you and then take off.
Scott: I can accept that.
Abby: I am just not an "everything happens for a reason" kind of gal. It's just all that kind of talk is kind of insane. Ha ha. No offense.
Phoebe. No. None takes. [laughs]
Abby: By that logic, genocide happens for what? Or when a kid dies of cancer? What is the lesson there? That watching a kid suffering of cancer is awful?
Jo: Wow. Bad day, Abs?
Abby: Aaaghh. It's just what we want to believe when the truth is we are all just blobs of sentient plasma sharing time on a big, cold space rock. We are born, we age, we outlive our usefulness, and then we die. And there is no little patch of estrogen that is going to save us from the ultimate futility of our existence.
Barbara: Might want to bust out the wine, Phoebs.
Abby: Estrogen patches.
Doctor: Come on now, don't look so grim. People just weren't meant to live this long.
Scott: As soon as you open your legs to me, you close your heart.
Jo: That is very pretty. Did you just come up with that?
You know you have a unique way of making me feel like a dildo with a person attached.
Scott
Hey little baby. Want to watch Aunty Delia drink? [big smile] Just kidding.
Delia
