Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
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Gosh. It's so weird coming home in the same clothes I went out with. It's so Orange is the New Black.
Abby
Abby, I think we should celebrate gently before you expire from the juice cleanse.
Jo
Jo: I don't want you to lose sleep over me.
Scott: What if I want to?
Jo: 'Scuse me?
Scott: What if I care about you, Jo?
Jo: Why?
My ass is so damp it feels like it's growing moss.
Jo
Jo: I still cannot believe Jake shoots a load into a starlet and you are out shopping for her.
Abby: OK. Inappropriate!
Thank you. That was exactly the kind of everything I needed. A little fun with non-monogamy.
Abby
Jo: I mean, Charlene, she might have her problems and everything, but I'm the one my kid's embarrassed of. She didn't even want me there today.
Scott: But one day, she'll remember that you were there and it will matter. Why are you second guessing your instincts, Jo?
Look, porn is great for some things, but it's not real. It's super intimidating and half the things they show, women don't like anyway.
Phoebe
Jo: Something terrible is happening.
Phoebe: What?
Jo: I still don't have a drink in my hand.
I know. That's what I'm saying. I talk a big game, but the whole sexy divorcee thing is just not me.
Abby
No, you taught me that I need to quit confusing big words and bad denim for life experiences. So, thank you.
Phoebe
I do not want to throw darts at Jake's face.
Abby
