Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
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Abby: Estrogen patches.
Doctor: Come on now, don't look so grim. People just weren't meant to live this long.
Scott: As soon as you open your legs to me, you close your heart.
Jo: That is very pretty. Did you just come up with that?
You know you have a unique way of making me feel like a dildo with a person attached.
Scott
Hey little baby. Want to watch Aunty Delia drink? [big smile] Just kidding.
Delia
Your brand has actually been helping me. That DJ called me sex on a biscuit. I was just a biscuit before you came along.
Barbara
Who pays for sex, crack whores?
Lilly
Abby: And I forgot to tell you the worst part.
Jake: What?
Abby: I had my first hot flash. Today.
Jake: Oh honey. Why does God hate you?
Yes, that's the baby that lived in my girlfriend in your guesthouse and briefly in Taye Diggs' ball sack.
Jake
You know what Carl said in the article? That you were lonely and desperate, because after you tried to get back together with your husband, you tried to get together with Harris, and he dumped you.
Barbara
Why are all my middle aged women falling for younger guys? What is this, upside down world?!
Frumpkis
Anyway, I need it fast, funky and sweaty, and I need it now.
Barbara
Whoa. Hello gorgeous. Love me yet?
Scott
