Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Thursdays 10:00 PM on BravoGirlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 3 Quotes
Interviewer: So tell me, where do you see yourself in five years?
Barbara: That is a great question.
Mike: Don't do this, Abby. Don't spoil it.
Abby: It's great. It's rare. And that's why we should stop. Now.
You goddamned bitch. You are going to be the next EL James!
Delia
Work itself out? Abby, your are dating the guy now, for reals. You have a right to know what is going on in his life.
Barbara
Every since Ralf cut off the alimony, you're pulling away. It's like you blame me.
JD
Do not sign anything. I have a client. She is suing her gym. They will not let her out of her contract. Yes. I am fighting the fights that really matter.
Delia
You call people names all the time. You bully people -- dad, Scott, your friends. You don't think I see that? I'm just learning from the master.
Zooey
JD: I think that you can do your job and be my wife at the same time.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, I think you're being really naive.
Jo: How about you worry about your kid and I worry about mine?
Abby: I am worrying about my kid because your kid is bullying her!
Jo: Bullying? Wow! That's a buzz word.
Jo: OK. My theory is correct. There's a love triangle goin' on.
Abby: Yeah, one that Zooey is on the outside of.
Jo: You don't know that.
Colette: Mike doesn't like chain grabbers.
Abby: Oh yeah, I can't...
Colette: I'm one too. The worst.
Barbara: Sex tape. Makes Kardashian look bush league.
Delia: Or no bush league. HA.
