Everyone here looks how I'd look with a nose job.

Adam

We watched "Wild Things" once and I was pretty sure we were gonna start jacking off together, but then he dated you and I realized his issues were way more complicated than just him being gay.

Elijah [to Marnie]

They're a lot of fun. They're theatre people- your favorite breed.

Hannah [to Marnie]

She's just like walking around, bossing everyone around, like a mean skinny Miss Hannigan.

Elijah [about Marnie]

I learned a lot of great communications games in rehab.

Jessa

Guys we're so disconnected. I thought this would just be a nice opportunity for us to have fun together and prove to everyone via Instagram that we could still have fun as a group.

Marnie

Oh my God, I'm not staying down here. It's like a monsoon is brewing.

Hannah

Jessa, I put you in the lighthouse because it's bohemian.

Marnie

Marnie: Where's Jessa? Did she not even show?
Hannah: No, she just insists on sitting in the back of the bus for political reasons.

I like reading emotional cues from strangers in high-pressure situations.

Adam

I think it's time to unchoose some of those choices.

Shoshanna

Oh that's amazing. It's really hard for a jew to gain respect in sports.

Jessa

Girls Season 3 Quotes

I feel like I hold the keys to the prison that is my mind.

Hannah

I have uh, I have trouble with confrontation.

Adam