Your charms wore off a long time ago, William. Sometime around Bieber week.

Sue

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Look, I'll admit it, Rachel, I have a little thing for you, and with a nudge or two it could probably grow into a big thing, but there's like a huge part of me that has a huge thing for Mercedes.

Sam

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Well, I'm all for what you're doing here as long as it's a part of the Rachel Berry Rebuilding Project because sooner or later you're going to have to go back to where you belong. New York. Broadway.

Mercedes

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You wanna know what the best thing is about having our gift? It's always there like a good friend. When you open your mouth, there it is.

Mercedes

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[to Rachel] We're actors, right? Our skin is like our paintbrush and our canvas.

Brody

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[to Brittany] My whole life, I've dreamt of my wedding with her sitting in the front row, bawling. And believe me if I could get in her head and bring her into this century, I would, and I would forgive her and have her here. She's my abuela, you know? She's, like, the lady with the big plates of rice and beans.

Santana

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Santana: Last I heard she was on Facebook posting about her diverticulitis trolling for sympathy.
Brittany: See? It's even more important. She's sick.
Santana: No, Britt, she can't poop and I don't think that's going to kill her.
Brittany: Tell that to Fat Elvis.

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When I get stressed, I work out. You can probably tell. I'm gonna down a few Powers Bars and knock out a few reps, come up with a solution.

Ken

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Maybe it's our job as young, hot progressives to educate older, scary farts.

Brittany

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You taught me to be a strong Latina woman. To be bigger than the world was every going to give me permission to be, and I have. You taught me not just to exist because I'm worth so much more than that. And without Britt, I just exist. She's the love of my life and I'm going to marry her and I want to share that with you because without your love, I...I think I just exist too.

Santana

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Well, McKinley, this is it. It took a long time to get here and my heart's racing like a slow pig at a sausage factory, but I can truly say that today I'm living the life I always wanted.

Coach Beiste

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Will: No one goes after one of my friends and gets away with it.
Sue: Except for me. I always go after your friends and I've never not gotten away with it.

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