So, uh, you got any tricks in that bag, Santa?

Santana

This is the best Christmas present ever, besides curing cancer and peace on Earth, of course.

Tina

Whatever door June opens for you I’ll be right there next to you walking through it with you. You’re taking one for the team.

Kurt

Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.

Santana

I’ve been in and out of love more times than you’ve had breakfast.

June

I guess that means I care about you. Don’t tell anyone.

Santana

I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.

Santana

I always carry sheet music with me just in case.

Kurt

Don’t listen to her! Look at her shoes!

Santana

At least you were wearing underwear.

Santana

You always have to have your guitar 80% of the time.

Sam

Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?

Kurt

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt