Glee
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So, uh, you got any tricks in that bag, Santa?
Santana
This is the best Christmas present ever, besides curing cancer and peace on Earth, of course.
Tina
Whatever door June opens for you I’ll be right there next to you walking through it with you. You’re taking one for the team.
Kurt
Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.
Santana
I’ve been in and out of love more times than you’ve had breakfast.
June
I guess that means I care about you. Don’t tell anyone.
Santana
I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.
Santana
I always carry sheet music with me just in case.
Kurt
Don’t listen to her! Look at her shoes!
Santana
At least you were wearing underwear.
Santana
You always have to have your guitar 80% of the time.
Sam
Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?
Kurt