Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Glee Quotes
Look man. Every movement needs a leader, someone to step out into the light and say this is me, this is who I am, and this is what I stand for.
Sam
Don’t listen to her! Look at her shoes!
Santana
I always carry sheet music with me just in case.
Kurt
I expect to make fun of all of you at some point, fat kid, gay boy, creepy incest twins, other girl, but I never want to hear any of you disparaging the things that we do as a team.
Kitty
I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.
Santana
You taught me to be a strong Latina woman. To be bigger than the world was every going to give me permission to be, and I have. You taught me not just to exist because I'm worth so much more than that. And without Britt, I just exist. She's the love of my life and I'm going to marry her and I want to share that with you because without your love, I...I think I just exist too.
Santana
I’ve been in and out of love more times than you’ve had breakfast.
June
Will's Father: We just sold all 17 copies of your CD!
Will's Mother: I didn't even have to show any of them my bosoms!
That was seriously the worst audition ever.
Rachel
Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.
Santana
It's Bro-ga. Yoga for bros.
Sam
Rule number one--manscape! Nobody wants to see those random nipple pubes or even worse, a back that looks like Chewbacca's ass. No offense, Joe.
Sam
