Glee
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[to Kurt and Walter] Shall we start with something to drink? Perhaps a Shirley Temple in a sippy cup for Sonny. And how about a chalky Ensure, enriched with calcium to fortify those brittle bones?
Sue
I’m so sorry lady, hand over the tripod and nobody gets hurt.
Santana
Years of skinny jeans have prepared me for this performance.
Kurt
Kurt: It's so funny how a new image can change everything.
Isabelle: Oh, I sure hope you never lose that.
Kurt: What?
Isabelle: Oh, just your unbridled, wide-eyed Lima, Ohio optimism.
Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?
Kurt
Sam: Hey dude, uh, now that you made me over, can I give you some advice?
Blaine: Yeah, sure.
Sam: Lose the bow tie.
Blaine: What?
Sam: Trust me. It makes you look uptight and a little like a young Orville Reddenbacher.
Artie: What we have on our hands is a lady manhunt. We need a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse.
Finn: Ain't nobody got time for that.
You always have to have your guitar 80% of the time.
Sam
Will's Father: We just sold all 17 copies of your CD!
Will's Mother: I didn't even have to show any of them my bosoms!
[to Adam] I always get a little sad when the sun comes out and the snow starts to melt and all the snowmen look like they have scoliosis.
Kurt
Emma: Will are you crazy?
Will: Crazy for you!
Will: If you were to write yourself a pamphlet, what would it be called?
Emma: 'So You're Freaking Out Because The Man You're Supposed to Marry Parades Back Into Town and You Don't Feel Like You Know Him Anymore.'
