Glee
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No one needs to know how you identify yourself. They just need to know that you washed your hands after.
Will
Ever since Finn died, I've been going about my business, but I've also kind of been in a trance. And I guess I just needed to be shocked back to life.
Kurt
Now everywhere I go I’m known as the girl with the raging yeast infection.
Santana
It’s time you heard this. The whole school has been talking about it. Everyone’s convinced sometime between junior and senior year an alien invaded your body and made you shallow and desperate.
Artie
Do you know how insane you sound?
Kurt
(to April) You did the worst thing you possibly could have done. You gave me hope.
Will
I really don't feel comfortable talking about this with Rabbi Greenburg. Aren't you a guidance counselor?
Rachel
Mike Chang, Asian dancer.
Mike Chang
I know you love Becky like a daughter, and you want to protect her, and I get it because of everything you've been through, but you have to let her go.
Artie
If you cheated on me again, I will not accept sex addiction as an excuse.
Kurt
My passion for medicine has always been my secret shame. My first guy crush was George Clooney, aka Dr. Ross.
Blaine
Becky: I don't want to hurt your feelings, Coach.
Sue: Oh, I don't have feelings, Becky.
