Glee
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It's a Britney Spears sex riot!
Sue
Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.
I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.
Sue
I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.
Kurt
If you can imagine it, it can come true.
Tina
Student: Hey, Ms. Sylvester, let's get physical.
Sue: Not really my type, but I like that attitude.
I don't believe in God, Dad. But I believe in you, and I believe in us.
Kurt
Sue: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.
What about toast? Bread's already been baked. I don't get why you need to cook it again.
Becky
A person that has to pump her naughties full of gravy to feel good about herself clearly doesn't have the self-esteem to be my head cheerleader.
Sue
[to Emma] Ellen, that blouse is just insane.
Sue
Your arms are lovely. But I just don't see us working out.
Rachel
