[to Brittany] You know I will always love you the most.

Santana

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Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: I love you too. You know when you stop to think about it, Kurt Hummel's had a pretty good year.

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Because you're Lebanese and I'm bi-curious?

Brittany

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Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.

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Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton?

Santana

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Will: I'm not tossing the baby out with the bath water here.
Brittany: I've totally done that.

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If you can imagine it, it can come true.

Tina

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Makeovers are like crack to me.

Kurt

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The two of you are making a mistake, the likes of which have not been seen since the Mexicans sold Manhattan to George Washington for an upskirt photo of Betsy Ross.

Sue

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So just remember whenever you have sex with someone, you’re having sex with everyone they’ve ever had sex with. And everybody’s got a random

Holly

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Watch your tone with me, missy. You crap on my leg. I'll cut it off.

Beiste

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Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.

Sue

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