I'm pretty sure that barista is onto me. Now I'm Ann Coulter. As you may have noticed, I'm coming slightly unhinged.

Sue

Becky: I don't want to hurt your feelings, Coach.
Sue: Oh, I don't have feelings, Becky.

Will Schuester?!? I just had a sex dream about you.

April

What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!

Kurt

A nooner is when you sneak out for desert in the middle of the day... right?

Emma

Will: What's a duet?
Brittany: A blanket.

Holy crap. I'm dating Kim Kardashian.

Finn

Rachel Berry...impress me.

Carmen

By the power invested in me by a website, I hereby pronounce you Sue and Sue. You may kiss yourself.

Sue

May I have this dance?

Blaine

I like setting stuff on fire and beating up people I don't know. I own that. But I'm not a liar.

Puck

Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.

Glee Quotes

Quinn: Home for the holidays, just like we promised.
Finn: Guys, I...
Puck: Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass. Group hug!

You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Rachel [to Quinn]