Popular Glee Quotes
[to Quinn] Hey, I know it's not my place, but have you had the doctor run the full genetic test panel on your unborn child. I only ask because my cousin Leon and his wife got pregnant and then they found that he was a carrier for Tay-Sachs.Rachel
Kurt Hummel Is Back At McKinley!Kurt
Rachel Berry...impress me.Carmen
Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.Kurt
I'm all about being a team player. But my family comes first.Puck
I thought you might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.Sue
Sam: Everything Bieber does is epic.
Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you deal with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.
I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S.Lauren
They’re with us in spirit, just like Finn.Mr. Schuester
Santana: Last I heard she was on Facebook posting about her diverticulitis trolling for sympathy.
Brittany: See? It's even more important. She's sick.
Santana: No, Britt, she can't poop and I don't think that's going to kill her.
Brittany: Tell that to Fat Elvis.
Blaine: We should practice.
Kurt: I thought we were.