I'm pretty sure that barista is onto me. Now I'm Ann Coulter. As you may have noticed, I'm coming slightly unhinged.


Becky: I don't want to hurt your feelings, Coach.
Sue: Oh, I don't have feelings, Becky.

Will Schuester?!? I just had a sex dream about you.


What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!


A nooner is when you sneak out for desert in the middle of the day... right?


Will: What's a duet?
Brittany: A blanket.

Holy crap. I'm dating Kim Kardashian.


Rachel Berry...impress me.


By the power invested in me by a website, I hereby pronounce you Sue and Sue. You may kiss yourself.


May I have this dance?


I like setting stuff on fire and beating up people I don't know. I own that. But I'm not a liar.


Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.

Glee Quotes

Quinn: Home for the holidays, just like we promised.
Finn: Guys, I...
Puck: Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass. Group hug!

You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Rachel [to Quinn]