This is America, we speak English here.

Sue

Female football coach, like a male nurse? Sin against nature.

Sue

It's Bro-ga. Yoga for bros.

Sam

You could be my very own Situation.

Tina [to Mike]

Your face tastes awesome.

Rachel [to Blaine]

Will: If you were to write yourself a pamphlet, what would it be called?
Emma: 'So You're Freaking Out Because The Man You're Supposed to Marry Parades Back Into Town and You Don't Feel Like You Know Him Anymore.'

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control.

Sue

For the first time in my life I feel like I’m losing.

Blaine

This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.

Jesse

I realize you're only half orangutan, but I'm still allergic to your lustrous, ginger mane.

Sue [to Emma]

They choose totally go to Jew church and wear those hats and eat that salty orange stuff with their bagels.

Finn

Thank you for the coffee. And the making out? Pretty hot.

Shelby

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world.

Rachel