I came up with an idea that will make you Snooki famous, but not without all the blackout drinking.

Brittany

I'm all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning's all about.

Sue

And now here's the moment you've all been waiting for because your lives are all so devoid of meaning something like this seems very important.

Sue

This is your game, your life. And, guess what, time is running out.

Will

Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.

Looks like somebody's manstrating.

Kitty

That sweater’s legit.

Puck

Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton?

Santana

You're higher maintenance than Berry and pretty much the most selfish person I've ever met in my life.

Puck

Throngs of screaming teenagers don't do it for Josh Groban.

Josh Groban

You took away my Cheerios. Continue this the opening salvo of World War Sue.

Sue

If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.

Sue

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine

Quinn always was a genius slapper.

Santana