[to Santana] I'm glad you came back to play Rizzo. I feel bad for Mercedes but if her parents want her to be a boy, then I don't know, I guess it makes sense.

Brittany

How do people just burst into song? How does everybody just magically know the lyrics?

Sue

Female football coach, like a male nurse? Sin against nature.

Sue

Blaine: We could have handled that.
Santana: It was more fun doing it together.

It's Bro-ga. Yoga for bros.

Sam

Oh how I've missed your insanity.

Kurt

Do you know how insane you sound?

Kurt

What really makes my nipple ring twitch are the cougars.

Puck

I wanna do something special, like my dad. But without the whole dying part.

Finn

Brittany: I find it really hard to track your relationship.
Kurt: Well, this...isn't really about me.

You look terrible. I look awesome.

Brittany

We all know I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.

Kurt

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world.

Rachel