[as Rachel] I can't believe how supportive you are when half the time I can't even be bothered to thank you for your tremendous supporting performances.

Tina

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2011 prom queen, Kurt Hummel.

Figgins

Tina: For the record, Blaine has an awesome body and a perky and delicious behind that looks like it got baked to perfection by some sort of master chef.
Blaine: Thanks, Tina.

You're so afraid of being called geeks or losers or gay that you settle for being nothing.

Puck

Brittany: Ah, young love.
Blaine: Do you remember when you started dating Santana and I started dating Kurt back before everyone was so busy and far away and things were so much simpler? We had so much more hope and innocence. Every day was just like Valentine's Day.
Brittany: We're still young. Shouldn't we still be experiencing those things?

I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it's from physical exhaustion.

Sue

A little something something always leads to something more. I've been there, remember?

Quinn

Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win.
Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like.

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw m browser history.

Finn

Beiste: You really think I'm pretty, Will?
Will: Inside and out.

Finn: It's nice helping other people's dreams come true.
Will: It's called being a teacher.

Finn: Emperor Sylvester swooped in and carved the reservation hours into tenths. So the only time I was able to get was 9:54 on Friday night, and I'll be here, ready to rehearse, and I hope you will, too. Because if you don't, I think you're going to regret missing that opportunity for the rest of your lives.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt