Stop the violence.

Brittany

Coach Beiste: You're all coffee and no omelet.
Sue: That doesn't make any sense.

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.

Sue

Adultery. That’s what this is called.

Sue

[to Ryder] How can you pick an online fantasy over an actual fantasy?

Kitty

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.

Brittany

You think this hard. I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard!

Sue

Ryder: It's a heart pendant from the jeweler at the mall. It's pretty but it's not too expensive so she won't think you stole it.
Jake: I'm going to ignore the subtly racist overtones of that comment because you are my hero.

Finn: Coach Tanaka pulled a Jessica Simpson: he lost his fiancee, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering.

I don't wanna die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill get canceled.

Brittany

Marley: When I was 7 years old, I had a dream. It's the first one I actually remember. I was alone, on a stage, wearing a beautiful dress. I couldn't see the audience, but I could feel the full house. They had all come for one reason: to hear me sing. And now, thanks to glee club, with sectionals this week, that dream is about to come true. Well, except the part where Skeet Ulrich gave me a bouquet of kittens at the end. My dreams are weird.

My lips are sealed. Just like your legs... see, a real doctor would never have said that.

Holly

Glee Quotes

Quinn: Home for the holidays, just like we promised.
Finn: Guys, I...
Puck: Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass. Group hug!

You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Rachel [to Quinn]