Glee
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Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?
Kurt
How’s it going. Call me white chocolate.
Sam
You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated.
Emma
I hope you all respect when I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.
Brittany
You told him what we're gonna do. You're like a modern day Eggs Benedict.
Puck
This is not how the story is supposed to end.
Jake
Does this voodoo doll look enough like Rachel Berry to work?
Santana
I wanna do something special, like my dad. But without the whole dying part.
Finn
Santana: Look, please don't tell my mom.
Sue: Oh, I can't. I don't speak Spanish.
Rachel: Are you suggesting I get a nose job?
Doctor: You're sixteen right? That's when I gave my daughters theirs. It's like a right of passage for Jewish girls.
I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.
Sue
By the power invested in me by a website, I hereby pronounce you Sue and Sue. You may kiss yourself.
Sue
