This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.

Jesse

A person that has to pump her naughties full of gravy to feel good about herself clearly doesn't have the self-esteem to be my head cheerleader.

Sue

Kitty: You want to keep me away from your brother? Give me a big old yarn ball of muscles to distract me.
Puck: Aren't you underage?
Kitty: I have a fake I.D.
Puck: Good enough for me.

Puck: I'm a sex shark. If I stop moving, I die.
Mercedes: Me and you would not work out. You're top 40. I'm rhythm and blues.

Thank you for the coffee. And the making out? Pretty hot.

Shelby

Brittany: I really like when we make out and stuff.
Santana: Which isn't cheating because?
Brittany: The plumbing's different.

The truth is, I think you're awesome. And when you hide part of who you are, you hide your awesomeness with it.

Finn [to Santana]

You smell like Craigslist.

Kurt

I haven't been this worried about a vote since Lambert versus Allen.

Rachel

If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team.

Santana

Celibacy, ladies! Dig it.

Emma

[to Rachel] You're late. And dressed like a Walgreen's underwear model.

Cassie

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world.

Rachel