Popular Glee Quotes
Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you deal with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.
I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S.Lauren
They’re with us in spirit, just like Finn.Mr. Schuester
Santana: Last I heard she was on Facebook posting about her diverticulitis trolling for sympathy.
Brittany: See? It's even more important. She's sick.
Santana: No, Britt, she can't poop and I don't think that's going to kill her.
Brittany: Tell that to Fat Elvis.
Can we be in love again?Quinn [to Finn]
I hate you both.Sue Sylvester
My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.Will
I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.Rachel
You're right, Will. I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call "religious."Sue
Please be songs about sweaters.Brittany
Finn: Okay, we need to do that thing where we call people back. What's that called?
Mercedes, Mike, and Artie: Callbacks.
They said I have the most gifted mind in a generation.Brittany