Glee
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It's my go-to shower song. It's also my ring tone.
Rachel [on Defying Gravity]
Why do we need to go all vanilla on this song? What we need is my chocolate thunder.
Mercedes
I almost got a job at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.
Finn
Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.
You're irritating. But don't take that personally.
Artie [to Rachel]
Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk.
You sing like a girl. In a good way.
Kurt's dad
I'm full of ennui.
Kurt
We all know I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.
Kurt
Maybe one of these days you'll find a way to create teachable moments without ruining my life.
Rachel
[Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.
Sue
You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. That's hard!
Sue Sylvestor
