[to Marley] I miss you, every minute of every day. I know that I screwed things up really badly and I'm sorry. I know what I lost and I know that I can't be without you. I need you. I don't want to be this jerk anymore and you are the only one that can make me a better person. A good person.

Jake

Slut! Slut shame!

Sam

I said yeah, if we don’t kill each other in combat class, count us in.

Kurt

Fact - Sex is awesome. It’s like one of the greatest things God ever invented.

Sam

Oh look, it’s someone’s birthday! Clap clap clap clap clap!

Kurt

I would much rather be running this race with you than against you.

Kurt

No Oscar is worth that.

Blaine

You suck at so many things. But not at this...Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?

Santana

This place smells like barf!

Sue

Thanks for making me feel like a girl.

Sue

I just can’t even...excuse me I need to go kill myself.

Sue

Things cannot possibly get any worse.

Tina

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt