For the first time in my life I feel like I’m losing.

Blaine

You suck at so many things. But not at this...Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?

Santana

This place smells like barf!

Sue

Thanks for making me feel like a girl.

Sue

Give me your phone. You’re being unplugged until after opening night.

Kurt

You see, I’ve been taking my cue from cable news lately and just lying a lot.

Sue

Adultery. That’s what this is called.

Sue

This is America, we speak English here.

Sue

Oh my God, Sue has sex in your bed!

Tina

I just can’t even...excuse me I need to go kill myself.

Sue

Things cannot possibly get any worse.

Tina

Kurt: Are we all set in there?
Santana: If by all set do you mean did I light the candy cane scented candles on the toilet, then yes, we're all set.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt