I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri.


Your face tastes awesome.

Rachel [to Blaine]

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world.


Rachel: Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything!

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw m browser history.


Rachel: I've never even had a drink.
Finn: Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.

Finn: It's not emotional or good or...
Rachel: It sucks.
Finn: Yeah.

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control.


I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic.


I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you.


I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW.

Santana [to Sam]

[to Sam] Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute.


Glee Season 2 Quotes

May I have this dance?


They look like deep fried deep poop.

Brittany [on tater tots]