Sam: Everything Bieber does is epic.
Artie: Truth.

There's only one "i" in diva, Rachel. And that "i" is me.


For a brief period, I was a tamborine player for Wilson Phillips.


Brittany: What is that look called?
Rachel: Sexy school girl librarian chic.

We need a sugary sweet dose of the Biebs to get us some action again.


Puck: We underestimated the power of the Biebs.
Mike: He's clearly a mini God.

I've gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.

Sue [on Sam]

Dude, that haircur makes your mouth look even bigger.


Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.

I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one taught me how to read a calendar.


Rachel: Why are my leg warmers on your arms?
Brittany: I got cold.

Who is more rock n roll than Justin Bieber? No one.


Glee Season 2 Quotes

May I have this dance?


They look like deep fried deep poop.

Brittany [on tater tots]