Rachel: She's prettier than me.
Finn: Would you stop? ... You're beautiful.

Finn only wears that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something.


If he and I got married, the Gap would give me a 50 percent discount.


I'm pretty, but I ain't dumb.


I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S.


Maybe it's because she's constantly insulting me like my mom.

Puck [on Lauren]

Now I'm free to pursue my dreams without anything holding me back.


That's my man and his legs don't work!


I'll just marry an NFL player. They're super reliable.


I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.


Santana: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say: NOT worth a buck. I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs.

Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you deal with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.

Glee Season 2 Quotes

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2011 prom queen, Kurt Hummel.


Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.