You're so afraid of being called geeks or losers or gay that you settle for being nothing.


No time for a fourtime, ladies. The bus leaves in five.


Brittany: I'm gonna die.
Santana: I'll be worth it.

You don't go in that canon and this routine will be all boom, boom and no pow. And that, Brittany, is so 2008 and... late.


Will: Rachel have you ever seen a tackle football game? When they tackle, it hurts.
Artie: And not in a good, Mellencamp kind of way.

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.


I bring Finn a glass of warm milk every night, just in the hopes we may have a little lady chat.


Santana: I'm torn.
Brittany: I'm not. I'm Brittany.

The glee club together with the football team, it's like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow.


Brittany, here's a note for you. Hand-written and in crayon. From the human canon, saying how much it misses you.


Sue: This level of risk and danger makes me feel alive again.
Figgins: But the risk and danger isn't to you.
Sue: That's the best part.

Finn: We used to be best friends.
Puck: Before I got your girlfriend pregnant and made out with your other girlfriend.

Glee Season 2 Quotes

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2011 prom queen, Kurt Hummel.


Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.