Ruby: A safe word can't be two words.
Stan: Babe, only way this works is if I know nothing.
Ruby: So, it's just egg roll then?
Stan: You don't want to hear about my job and I can not hear about yours.

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Dr. Cohen: Okay, hear me out. What if your behavior is just reinforcing her behavior?
Annie: Wait, like you mean it's my fault she's a total control freak?
Dr. Cohen: Or instead of acting like a child, try to consider where she's coming from.

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Dean: People don't care how things work for the most part, so I just try to sell feelings.
Gayle: That's really smart.

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Stan: What's in the van? What's the van, Ruby?
Ruby: Egg roll?

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Dean: What's this? Are you trying to get pregnant?
Beth: It's not the worst thing.
Dean: It's a discussion. At least.

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Dean: Am I just a sperm bank?
Beth: Did you dye your hair?
Dean: You know what really sucks? For like a second there, we felt like us again.
Beth: I'm sorry, I ---
Dean: I don't want another kid.

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Beth: I'm dead.
Annie: That's not a title.
Beth: He's alive.
Annie: What?
Ruby: How?
Beth: He just is.

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Ruby: We're not bad people, Stan.
Stan: No, baby, we're good people who do bad things.

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Beth: I just wanna know why?
Rhea: You're a mom. But he's not dumb.

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