Gayle: Why would you do this for him?
Beth: Because he is my husband.
Gayle: That's enough?

Beth: So you want me to print and wash?
Rio: There's a business term for that, what is it?
Mick: Synergy.
Rio: Synergy! Synergy! That's right.

Stan: I want you to be the woman that I married.
Ruby: I don't even know what that means.

Ruby: I'm so mad at Stan. This makes the most sense.
Beth: What makes the most sense is couple's therapy. Not grand larceny.
Ruby: You didn't see the way he talked to me.

Gayle: Why would I be looking to sell?
Beth: Because my husband's looking to buy.
Gayle: Maybe he should look somewhere else.
Beth: Why is that? You didn't.

Sniper: So, hows a lady like you get involved with a man like that?
Beth: I was just bored.

Sniper: We're alike. You and I.
Beth: I don't know about that.
Sniper: I was just bored, too.

Dean: Hey, Beth. Thank you.
Beth: For what?
Dean: Getting me back in the game.

Ruby: Such good people.
Stan: I know.
Ruby: We're not.
Stan: I know.
Ruby: How do we get back to that?

Rio: Imma ask you again. Where's it been going?
Beth: Somewhere safe.
Rio: What, a mattress.
Beth: Yeah.
Rio: Yeah, except you ain't got one.

Annie: How am I supposed to do this without you?
Darren: I don't know. Maybe study.

Beth: It'll be good to be normal again.
Annie: Be whatever we wanna be.
Ruby: Finally.
Annie: Dude.
Ruby: I just wanna be a good person again.

Good Girls Quotes

You're like a Stepford mom without a pulse.

Annie [to Beth]

Ruby: So when you wanna do this?
Annie: Well I already bought three automatics and filed off the serial numbers. So, really, name a day.