Annie: Hey, hey. We need those books back.
Beth: We need our souls back.

You bitches got too much cash flow.

JT

Ruby: Now, that's what you call a statement piece.
Annie: And I think we all know what it says.
Beth: What does it say?
Ruby: He wants more than dinner.
Beth: Ew.
Annie: It's the thought that counts.
Beth: Ew.

Annie: He plays lacrosse?
Gregg: Yeah. How do you not know that?
Annie: How did you know that?
Gregg: Because I bought him the gear.

Beth: Boland Bubbles is in business.
Rio: That's what he's calling it.
Beth: Yeah. I think it's cute.
Rio: Yeah. Real panty dropper.

Rio: You ain't forget about our little incentive program, right?
Beth: No, I did not.
Ro: Good. Just trying to keep you motivated.

Ruby: You didn't pull the trigger!
Beth: I may as well have.

Let me know what the cops say!

Beth [to Rio]

Teacher: I'm afraid there's something deeper at play.
Ruby: What do you mean?
Teacher: Have you ever heard of ADHD?
Stan: Okay, hold on a minute.
Ruby: Fart putty is a disorder now?
Stan: Yeah, I mean, stuff's addictive.

Annie: Don't tell me, this is the part where you want me to realize out loud that I'm some kind of narcissist and I've been ignoring my son?
Dr. Cohen: The out loud part is optional.

Stan: You were right.
Ruby: Oh, I know.
Stan: I don't know where we're going. I just wanna go there together.

Beth: When does it get to be mine?
Rio: When does what get to be yours?
Beth: I made all of this happen.
Rio: Next time empty the clip.

Good Girls Quotes

You're like a Stepford mom without a pulse.

Annie [to Beth]

Ruby: So when you wanna do this?
Annie: Well I already bought three automatics and filed off the serial numbers. So, really, name a day.