You're the best con artist I know.

Raj

Not that it's anyone's business, but I am not seeing Evan. I'm seeing Raj. In fact, he's my boyfriend, so if you want to talk about something. Talk about that.

Mariana

Evan: My whole life I've had trouble connecting people. When I was kid they called it Asperger's now they just say I'm on the spectrum. I don't always pick up social cues, humor, why people like to talk on the phone. Things of that nature. I'm not even sure there is someone out there for me.
Mariana: Oh, of course there is someone out there for you.

All that feminist BS and she is just honeypotting her way up the ladder. I bet she gives great activist with that big mouth of hers!

Alex

Callie: How white is your firm?
Jamie: They're working on that.

Callie: I really appreciate you letting me help.
Gael: Yeah, well. You already know we work well together.

I don't want to tell my mom what I really think about her because it will hurt her. I don't want to make her feel the way she makes me feel.

Davia

Davia: I don't want to be myself around my mother because it hurts.
Dennis: Sorry, it's just I care about you. She has no right to judge.
Davia: You think I don't know that?

Dennis: I love a woman who isn't afraid to eat.
Bonnie: Davia and I were just discussing this whole body positivity thing. What do you make of it?
Dennis: I think it's great people are comfortable in the skin their in.
Bonnie: But would you ever date a woman who is plus-size?
Dennis: Sure.
Bonnie: Have you ever dated a woman who is over a size 2?
Dennis: I don't really know women's sizes.
Bonnie: OK, a woman who couldn't fit in your jeans? See. People say they do a lot of things in theory but it's practice that tells the real truth.

Malika: Who's that guy? Where you been?
Dennis: Around.

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Clearly he loves you on the inside.

Davia's Mom

I'm rich Mariana. Ten thousand dollars to me is like ten dollars to you.

Evan

Good Trouble Quotes

I thought the free toilet paper would he a nice perk. I had no idea how much people would overwipe. You wouldn't believe it. I hope you guys are eco-friendly.

Alice

Mariana: We're so lit.
Callie: We're pretty lit.
Both: We're straight up fire!