Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 19: "Dr. Estrangeloved" Quotes
Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice.Jenny
In case you haven't heard one before, that's the sound of a relationship flatlining.Gossip Girl
I'm gonna kiss somebody someday, and when I do, it will be for me.Blair
Jenny, please tell me what you're doing here; starting with "dad knows" and ending with "these drinks are not for me."Dan
After all these years, you can't see through my smoke screens? I'm not asking for forgiveness, Nathaniel. I did what I did.Chuck
Jenny: So, what's step two?
Chuck: Get him drunk. Take advantage of him. Do women really not get this?
Prep the OR, kiddies. Looks like Jenny Humphrey is scrubbing up to surgically remove a boyfriend.Gossip Girl
Did you send the invitations by carrier pigeon?Blair
Dan: I'm glad you got in.
Vanessa: You are?
Dan: Yeah, and hey, they also wished me the best of luck in my future endeavors. So, not a total loss.
Gossip Girl: Paging Serena Van der Woodsen: After a lifetime in the daddy waiting room, the doctor is finally in.
The odds of me remembering this conversation are slim.Chuck
Time flies when you're having a Wii tennis death match.Nate