I don't know if I can have this same conversation one more time.


[to Dan] Yeah, yeah. I missed you too ... no hugs.


[to Colin] Are you seriously still hitting on me while holding your date's shoes?


[to Blair] Whatever you want, wherever you want it, I'm going to be there to take it away from you. I won't stop until you have nothing.


[to Blair] Who knows my limits? I have nothing to lose, since you took away my future.


Juliet: What did you expect me to do? I had to protect myself.
Vanessa: You're right. You do.

Blair: If I have to, I'll blackmail her for the position.
Chuck: An illegal maid scandal, nobody's cared about those in years.
Blair: Oh, and a lesbian switcheroo doesn't make you Blackwater.

Serena: B, can I just wish you good luck and take plausible deniability on this one?
Blair: Luck not needed, but right backatcha.

Serena: What is going on?
Dorota: It is better not to know. Plausible deniability.

Serena: So you're going to let Chuck have the assistant position then.
Blair: I said civilized, not lobotomized.

Martha: Thank you. Good day Miss Waldorf. If you have any questions regarding the class, Mr. Bass will answer them.
Chuck: Actually it turns out Ms. Chamberlain's class is over-enrolled. You didn't make the cut. Sorry. Mmmm ... I almost forgot how much I used to enjoy your pie.

Tiffany: How do you go from Better Homes and Gardens to the NRA?
Blair: It's a short trip, believe me.

Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Serena: B, can I talk to you for a minute?
Blair: Yes. [to Minion #1] Five paces behind. For privacy. [to Minion #2] Ten for you.

Researching women of power so I can better forge my path to become one ... Sarah Louise Palin!? [to follower] Do you even want to be a minion?!