Jackson: Grey, you're being creepy.
Mer: I'm creepy? They're calling you the rule of Atlantis.

Jo: Can you really find my mother?
Casey: Yes. Do you really want me to?
Jo: Yes.
Casey: Good. I couldn't help myself. She lives in Pittsburgh. Her name is Vicki.

Amelia: This isn't' going anywhere. It's just alternative pain relief.
Link: I can use some of that.

You made a merman today.

Maggie

Jo, please talk to me. Tell me what's going on.

Alex

You see this, girls? This is leadership!

Bailey

Catherine: I guess I need to change into some scrubs. My baby brought me a penis!
Jackson: Yes, yes he did.

Patient; I'm hot right? I"m saying don't leave a scar.

Alex: Well she looks fine now.
Link: She's not. I've seen her in rough shape before but never like this. I want to help but I don't know how.

It's in my wiring. My mother is a runner. She still is apparently. She can't even sit in the same room as me even though she says she loves me. And my father ... I always run. It's what I do.

Jo

What is wrong with you? Why didn't you tell me that you two have finally gotten together and were having a baby?

Megan

You went to Germany, stayed one night long enough to knock her up and gave her a job instead of a ring. You dumb dumb!

Megan

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey