Owen: What's your specialty?
Carina: Orgasms.

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I'm going to file for divorce from Paul.

Jo

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Danielle, did you put a gun in your vagina?!

Arizona

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I applied to the fire academy and I got in.

Ben

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I've got a quarter of a billion dollars, and I want to give you half of it.

Jackson

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Is everyone OK? Where's the weapon? [looks at scan] In her pelvis?

Richard

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Jo: Why haven't you yelled at me for what I did yet?
Meredith: It worked. He's on the table, right?
Jo: You and I both know that it was ethically wrong for me to advise a patient to sign a consent form.
Meredith: Yes we do.
Jo: So, why haven't you yelled at me about it?
Meredith: Because if you know it's wrong, it's nothing for me to yell at you about. Right, Wilson?

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April: You are going to be an amazing mom to a teenage girl.
Arizona: We were never that stupid, right?
April: I thought you could get pregnant from a toilet seat until at least the tenth grade, so..

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Meredith, you've been nominated for a Harper Avery Award.

Richard

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Sam: Oh my God, Andrew.
Andrew: Sam? What are you doing here?
Sam: I work here.
Intern: They're both so pretty. I wonder what's going to happen next?

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Richard: I want to let you know that you are in the running for Chief Resident.
Jo: Did Meredith put you up to this? Alex? Ben?

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Richard: I pulled a pen out of a male stripper's penis. He said he wanted to sign autographs with it.
Carina: Whoa!

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