Grey's Anatomy
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Amelia: Can we co somewhere private? Not that type of private.
Link: Bad private? Met someone else private?
Amelia: Pregnant, actually.
Levi: Am I going to get arrested? I feel like I'm going to get arrested.
Mer: For what?
Levi: I stole from the hospital.
Mer: I own the hospital. That's my stuff. You brought me my stuff!
Jackson: Why are you telling me all of this?
Levi: I'm a Gryffindor. I'm brave. I'm scared all the time, but I am brave and sometimes stupid. So when Dr. Grey called, I went. I just do not want to lose my license or go to jail, so when Chief Bailey asks me why I took all the supplies, I'm hoping you can say you asked me for them.
Jackson: Fine. Here's a sample.
Levi: Fine? Really?
Jackson: Meredith Grey is a good friend, and the best doctor I know. I'm not scared of getting in a little trouble if it means she's helping someone. Also a Gryffindor.
Tom: Oh shoot, is this weird for you? We've all shared the same how should I say it?
Link: You shouldn't.
Tom: Past times. Lady friend. You have poo on your collar.
Owen: What, where?
Tom: Made you look. You are such a standup guy. Leaving Teddy all alone in a motel with a new baby. Owen: What are you still doing here, Tom? Hm? Don't you have a job in Baltimore, or did you lose that too?
Tom: What a funny way to talk to your boss. Oh, Teddy didn't tell you?
Owen: Tell me what?
Tom: Since your friends went rogue, Catherine made me god of this place, so practice kneeling, maybe throw in a few prayers.
Alex: Do you know this hospital is ranked number one?
Richard: What decade?
Alex: This one. Number one in mortality rates. Physician burnout. Patient dissatisfaction and malpractice rates.
Link: Did I say the wrong thing?
Amelia: I made up my mind that it was what scares me, what happened with Christopher, and that I'm doing this alone, and a million little things. I was scared, and then you said things.
Link: That made you less scared?
Amelia: Less scared and a little bit in love. It's probably the hormones.
Link: Probably.
Amelia: Please don't say it back.
Link: OK.
Amelia: You and I would make an amazing kid, and now I kinda want to meet that kid.
Link: Well, I kinda do too.
Jackson: You're wrong, you know.
Maggie: Excuse me?
Jackson: What you said about Vic. She's really smart, Maggie, and she's brave, and you're right, she is different from me. I don't think that's a bad thing.
Maggie: I'm sorry for what I said. Even so, hashtag freedom is a little aggressive.
Jackson: I wasn't being consciously spiteful.
Maggie: Unconsciously then?
You go back in there, and you take your joy back.
Warren
Jo: Link, are you okay?
Link: Pregnant. Amelia's pregnant. From me.
DeLuca: Didn't the lawyer say to lay low?
Mer: Yes, but I don't think I'm capable of that. What?
DeLuca: Nothing. You're just very sexy when you're ready to burn your life down.
Maggie: This guy can't die. I could be charged with manslaughter! Vehicular homicide. Clear!
Owen: You didn't hit him. He hit you.
Maggie: I can't go to jail right now. Mer's already on the verge, and if I'm in jail, and she's in jail, then Amelia has the kids, and she cannot handle that right now.
Owen: What's wrong with Amelia?
Maggie: Nothing.
Amelia: I'd do it laparoscopically.
Tom: No, I'd do it laparoscopically because she's not my niece.
