CALLIE: "Did you just call me a pig?"
GEORGE: "No, not anymore. Now I am the pig. I'm the pig. I am the pig."

"I just accidently broke the news of my patient's infidelity to my patient's fianceé."

ADDISON

"Four sisters. Four sisters! Not one brother. And you wonder why I don't call more."

DEREK

"I want to see the two uteruses!"

NANCY

DEREK: "You sound more and more like Mom every day."
NANCY: "Take it back. Take it back!"

CRISTINA: [looks at board] "I'm so sorry. This is completely illegible. I'm gonna like... why don't you just write it properly? Can you please give me a minute?"
GEORGE: "She's writing on the OR board."
ALEX: "Maybe I should sleep with Burke."

GEORGE: "Burke's back and suddenly Cristina's running his board? Who does she think she is? Bailey?"
MEREDITH: "She's helping him."
ALEX: "Bull. She's taking advantage. She gets out of rounds. She scrubs in on every surgery Burke does. She's ordering around third-year residents."
MEREDITH: "You guys are overreacting."

MEREDITH: "I've been trying to talk to you all week."
CRISTINA: "Everything is not about you, Meredith."

"McDreamy was doing the McNasty with McHottie? That McBastard."

GEORGE

[narrating] "To make it -- really make it -- as a surgeon, it takes major commitment. We have to be willing to pick up that scalpel and make a cut that may or may not do more damage than good. It's all about being committed, because if we're not? We have no business picking up that scalpel in the first place."

MEREDITH

[narrating] "We are left with a choice. Either let the guilt throw you back into the behavior that got you into trouble in the first place, or learn from the guilt and do your best to move on."

MEREDITH

MARK: "At least now you don't have to feel guilty anymore."
ADDISON: "Shut up."

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey