Miranda: The internet does not offer proper diagnosis.
Patient: Yeah, well, as far as I can tell neither do you.

Link: What about you, Chief? You hike?
Alex: I'm from Iowa.

Miranda: I am not Meredith Grey. This is true, but I am the woman who taught Meredith Grey. Grey was a lump of clay when I met her, and I shaped her with my two hands into the surgeon that she has become.
Jo: And I helped her with mini-livers.

Hellmouth: You turned down a date, with him.
Levi: What? No, it's not a date.
Hellmouth: He asked you out for drinks. It's a date.

Miranda: Your husband's a grouch.
Jo: You made him Chief.
Miranda: You married him.

Link: Morning, Chief. Richie.
Richard: Lincoln.

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Amelia: So, do you want to say the Serenity prayer before you go in? OK, don't do drugs.
Owen: Have a nice day at school!

Teddy Altman is pregnant. It's Owen's baby. Owen doesn't know. Amelia doesn't know, and I just broke doctor-patient confidentiality by telling you.


Amelia: We are lame.
Owen: We're so lame.

Andrew: Carina!
Carina: What?
Andrew: You're a really good sister.

You found out there are good men out there and you dodged a really slow moving bullet.


I hate people.


Grey's Anatomy Quotes

MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
DEREK: "This thing with us is finished. It's over."
MEREDITH: "Finally."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's done."
MEREDITH: "It is done."

There's a reason I said I'd be happy alone. It wasn't 'cause I thought I'd be happy alone. It was because I thought if I loved someone and then it fell apart, I might not make it. It's easier to be alone, because what if you learn that you need love and you don't have it? What if you like it and lean on it? What if you shape your life around it and then it falls apart? Can you even survive that kind of pain? Losing love is like organ damage. It's like dying. The only difference is death ends. This? It could go on forever.