Happy Endings Season 2 Quotes
Colin Hanks: There's 2 things I always say. 1: Yes, that Hanks. 2: Fame doesn't change you, it changes your friends.
Penny: Ever since she's been hanging out with Avi's crew all she eats is pills and powders.
Jane: Sounds like my Vegas diet.
Ooo floor bacon!
Max
Dave is Freddy Krueger-ing us in our dreams...with sex.
Jane
Drunk Jane loves a good cleaning.
Jane
Dave: Whore's bath?
Penny: Ah yeah David, I did take a whore's bath okay? I had a one night stand and didn't have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did.
I call it the boxer thong, business up front, party in the rear.
Dave
My body is a temple and your bodies are stadium urine troughs.
Penny
Wow we really are losing the war on drugs if animals are blowing rails.
Alex
Are you ready for the annual Brad and Jane spring smackdown?!?
Dave
That's the last time I administer an at home "bro-zilian." Speaking of, Dave we need more duct tape.
Max
I'm not the one who always goes out to the terrace to stretch because quote, the perv across the way needs to eat too!
Brad [to Jane]
