Ok, it looks like the Manson family through a party in here.

Danny

Danny: What's "The Notebook"
Steve: You're going to hate it.
Danny: It can't be that bad
Steve: Yeah.

Danny: A guy uses a knife with this symbol on it to cut out a girl's organs; what does that mean?
Steve: This was a ritualistic murder.

True fact, nothing good has ever happened in an alley after midnight.

Danny

Catherine: I'm not sure what sadder, that you use to use this lame movie to hook up with girls, or that it use to work.
Steve: I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

You know what? You are such a girl. Just turn around or something. Cover your eyes.

Steve

Wow, thank you sugar daddy.

Catherine

Kono: Okay, so let me get this straight. You believe in psychics but you don't believe in ghosts.
Danny: That is correct.

Danny: So what, she breaks into your house and she starts cooking?
Steve: Yeah, pretty much.

Steve: What is this? What are these bags? You're staying?
Doris: Yeah, is that okay with you?
Steve: Mom!

Stop playin' with your gun and come have breakfast.

Doris

That's why our boat-jacker was in a dingy, he was fleeing a crime scene.

Steve

Hawaii Five-0 Season 3 Quotes

Danny: Going to need a vest, vest please.
Steve: You don't even know what my plan is.
Danny: This is true, but I know you, and any plan you have will involve me and serious bodily harm.
Steve: What are you talking about?
Danny: What I'm talking about, is that over the years our marriage has become predictable.

Steve: Catherine, I want you to help me find my mom.
Catherine: I thought you told Witness Protection you wanted kept secret even from you.
Steve: Yeah, that was before I found out she had a chance to kill Wo Fat and let him get away.