Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSHawaii Five-0 Season 3 Quotes
Danny: If that thing gets near you, you punch it in the nose. Trust
Steve: I'm not going to punch it in the nose.
Danny: You punch it in the nose or it eats your hands. I know these things.
Have you seen shark week? I don't want to be on shark week.
Danny
Steve: It's not a boat, it's a dingy
Danny: I stand corrected; we are in a slowly leaking dingy!
Steve: Set the Hook!
Danny: Stop the backseat fishing!
Steve: Time out, I thought the mission today was to get you your first tuna
Danny: Why does everything have to be a mission?
Steve: . The goal was to help you catch an Ahi.
Danny: There's no goal, there's no mission; we're just fishing. We have a couple of laughs, maybe we catch a fish, maybe we don't
Steve: Why do they always run?
Danny: Because I believe they hope the person chasing them ends up wrapped around a telephone pole.
[looks sick] Why did you boil his face off Max?
Danny
Danny: Did you hear about the art gallery robbery?
March: I've been here all morning!
Danny: That was not an accusation.
March: Sorry, habit.
As an aging man, my time is at a premium, so what brings you two down or did you just want to sit here posing as garage sale bookends.
March
Danny: You were very lucky back there my friend.
Steve: Sorry, lucky? First of all, luck had nothing to do with it, I had the situation under control.
Danny: You are something else, you must have known that our suspect was going to bleed to death while threatening to kill a hostage. Your good, you're really go. Let me ask you another question, how much money is in my wallet, Kreskin or should I say the Amaaaazing McGarrett.
Danny: Going to need a vest, vest please.
Steve: You don't even know what my plan is.
Danny: This is true, but I know you, and any plan you have will involve me and serious bodily harm.
Steve: What are you talking about?
Danny: What I'm talking about, is that over the years our marriage has become predictable.
Steve: Catherine, I want you to help me find my mom.
Catherine: I thought you told Witness Protection you wanted kept secret even from you.
Steve: Yeah, that was before I found out she had a chance to kill Wo Fat and let him get away.
