Favorite House Quotes
Normally I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth has circled the sun one more time. I really didn't think it was going to make it this year, but darn it if it wasn't the little planet that could all over again.
Hanna: Can I ask what's wrong with your leg?
House: Crane fell on it. Small world.
Hanna: You could have just said no.
House: I'll remember that for my next human contact.
Why do you hate chickens? I had to choke one last night because of you.
House [to Cuddy]
What better cover than a business trip to Nebraska? Like that's really a place.
I'm 5'6" and have a receding hairline. I hate genetics.
Taub
What am I gonna wear? All my cereal boxes are at the cleaners.
So, is she as bendy as she looks?
Thirteen
Kutner: You slept with Foreman?
Thirteen: Sorry, you were busy.
Patient: You're Dr. House, aren't you?
House: Oh... God! Don't tell me we used to date.
House: She has God inside her. It would be easier to deal with a tumor.
Dr. Wilson: Maybe she's allergic to God.
Nonconformity, right. I can't remember the last time I saw a twenty-something kid with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. You are one wicked free thinker. You want to be a rebel? Stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector like he does and get a haircut. Like the Asian kids who don't leave the library for 20 hours stretches, they're the ones who don't care what you think. Sayonara.
Dr. Cuddy: When's the last time you showered?
House: Scent of a man. I realize you haven't experienced it sober.
