I've taken a meaningful vow to lead a less meaningful life.

Wilson

Wilson: Tomorrow I'm leaving work behind to chase my boyhood crush.
House: The years have not been kind to David Cassidy.

If we had a phone, we could have found a place a lot less charming.

House: It's an 80 oz. steak.
Wilson: I'm hungry.

I'm sorry. I wasn't familiar with hooker protocol.

Wilson

Chase: It's time to step out of the shadow.
Foreman: It's about time

House: Come here so I can talk you out of it?
Chase: Came to say thank you.
House: It's been fun.
Chase: Fun?
House: Sounded pithier than "we've shared a variety of situations."

I need to turn Wilson from a terminal idiot to an interminable pain in the ass.

Adams: He just wants to die with a little dignity.
House: There's no such thing.

Sometimes the truth is that there's nothing any of us can do.

Taub

Wilson: Does it ever stop being surreal?
Thirteen: It'll stop. In about 5 or 6 months, give or take, in your case.

Wilson: Just dinner?
House: That depends on how much you have to drink.

House Quotes

Dr. Cameron: House doesn't believe in pretense. Figures life's too short and too painful. So he just says that he thinks.
Dr. Foreman: "I say what I think" is just another way of saying "I'm an assho"...

(about House) The son of a bitch is the best doctor we have.

Dr. Cuddy