Popular House Quotes
I may have misled James by letting him see a book on terminal cancer.
Blythe
Taub is either a tooth fairy or Rainbow Brite. And you're just House!
Park
Ignore her. She's on acid.
Let me know if you need anything. Like a transfer.
Foreman
Or maybe he thinks you have more than one nondescript white blouse.
Park
We met at the 98 Cent Store. We were reaching for the same tube of cheese.
Clinic patient
This is one of the symptoms of working for House. You start seeing zebras everywhere.
Wilson
While having you juggle my jewels sounds interesting, there's no such thing as friends with benefits. It always gets weird.
Cheerleaders are the best part of basketball. Without them, you just have...basketball.
Chase
House: Short man equals bullied child.
Taub: I was never bullied.
Dr. Adams: Until now.
Park: Not everyone is so lucky to have your independence.
Chase: Don't worry. When you lose your family, you'll have it too.
Wilson: Oh, sand art! I used to love this stuff!
House: He's bitter, not mentally handicapped.
