Popular House Quotes
Anna: Jerk.
Dr. Cuddy: Uh, what was that all about?
House: Jamaican chicken recipes.
Dr. Cuddy: You faked a scientific miracle just to win a bet with Wilson?
House: Mmm, more an argument. I realize it would have been simpler to just fake the paternity test, but hey--Christmas spirit and all that.
Dr. Cuddy: I think you're confusing nice and evil again.
Why don't you hang out in the video store and tell everyone Kevin Spacey's Keyser Soze?
Emmy: When I got the surgery, I got healthy, and when I got healthy, I got happy.
Taub: I'm not sure you're happy, but if you are, being healthy didn't do it, being pretty did. Poop in the bedpan.
Dr. Cuddy: Any idea why we are getting half as many requests for you as usual?
House: Democrats' health care plan?
House: I'm in an elevator, can't run away.
Dr. Cuddy: Can't run away anyway.
House: That's just mean. Why are we still together?
Dr. Cuddy: We are going to our office.
House: Pronoun confusion. Starts kicking in once you pass child-bearing age.
Dr. Cuddy: Now that's just mean.
Taub: How come you haven't said anything about this?
Kutner: It's no big secret. I guess I'm just not very chatty.
Taub: You told us when you renewed your subscription to National Geographic.
Dr. Cuddy: Other doctors actually use their offices for crazy stuff like seeing patients. Not throwing a ball against the wall and calling it work.
Dr. Wilson: It's his process. That ball saves lives.
Thirteen: Damn.
Lou: What?
Taub: She's happy you're going to be fine... but she'd be happier if you were going to be fine five minutes ago.
Either she cracked under the whip or she started to realize that her evolutionary purpose is to arouse men, not to castrate them
People get what they get. It has nothing to do with what they deserve.
(about House) The son of a bitch is the best doctor we have.
Dr. Cuddy
