House Quotes
Ugh! [spits out food] Sugar free!
Park
He's always been a complicated child.
Blythe
If it isn't the old ball and Ukraine.
No wonder you think women are so great. You've practically been one for the last three years.
Park: Amy Grant?
House: I know. But there's a hot girl jumping around in my living room.
This is what men do for the women they pretend to love.
Evolution doesn't work that way. You can't talk legs onto a fish.
Pains me to interrupt this collegial banter. Pains me even more to listen to it continue.
If I wanted you to be like me, I'd urge you to make a stupid, stubborn mistake that blows up your life and leaves you lonely and miserable.
Chase: She's throwing her life away based on blind faith!
House: So are you!
Thanks for all my help!
Getting knifed doesn't get me an extension?
Chase
