Better to have shtupped and lost than to not have shtupped at all.

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• Added: January 23, 2012

Chase: Taub's daughter is sick.
House: Isn't that the point of having a spare?

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• Added: January 23, 2012

Dr. Park: I've tapped over 30 guys and never wanted to see them again. [long pause] I lived next to a Jewish frat.
House: We are wildly off track.

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• Added: January 23, 2012

[reading a card from House] Cuddy Dark will waste his afternoon chasing conspiracy theories.

Dr. Adams

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• Added: January 23, 2012

With great power, comes great micromanaging. And vests.

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• Added: January 23, 2012

Taub: If anarchy breaks out, I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages: run.

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• Added: November 28, 2011

Adams: Am I weird?
Chase: Yeah, but you're hot so it's easier to put up with.

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• Added: November 28, 2011

Well, Clyde, we got ourselves a good ol' fashioned cat fight.

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• Added: November 28, 2011

[simultaneously] I'll take Taub.

Chase and Adams

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• Added: November 28, 2011

She probably also believes that Salma Hayek's breasts are too big.

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• Added: November 28, 2011

Adams: What happened to your eye?
House: I grabbed Park's ass.

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• Added: November 21, 2011

Foreman: We have a problem.
Wilson: Does it limp?

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• Added: November 21, 2011